I am not interesting enough to have a blog. http://cesspool.glassmelter.com I love bunchies! Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:00:01 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Ugh. I have to see these ads every day on the A train. Thanks, Dentene. I didn't already feel bummed out about still not having a boyfriend. http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/12/02/ugh/ THE AMERICAN DREAM Chicken fried chocolate covered bacon. Recipe: 1 cup flour 2 eggs 1/3 cup milk Powdered sugar Chocolate Fudge sauce or syrup 4 slices bacon Vegetable oil Beat eggs and milk in a bowl. Cut bacon slices and half. Dip into egg and then into flour, making sure the slices are well coated. Fill frying pan with enough oil for ... http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/12/01/the-american-dream/ I take eggs seriously. I have some very strong opinions on the matter of omelets. The first being-- an omelet is not a quesadilla with a fried egg for a tortilla. That bears repeating. AN OMELET IS NOT A FUCKING QUESADILLA WITH A FRIED EGG FOR A TORTILLA. What is wrong with you people? ... http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/11/12/i-take-eggs-seriously/ ZOMG TEH INTERNET Remember when the Internet was just starting to become mainstream? Yeah, those were good times. http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/11/11/zomg-teh-internet/ wut My mom got Dillinger this hoodie. He enjoys it profusely. http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/11/08/wut/ Stay classy, Jersey City - part 2 sauce http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/11/04/stay-classy-jersey-city-part-2/ I was a vegetarian for TEN YEARS. After having fun Halloween festivities, my pals and I stopped by Crif Dogs for delicious carnivore treats. I had never been there, and wasn't really sure why my friends were so excited. It soon became crystal clear: That is SO a hot dog wrapped in bacon with cheese and a ... http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/11/01/i-was-a-vegetarian-for-ten-years/ OK, I’m ready to move Yeah, he climbed into that box on his own. He's been sleeping in it all afternoon. http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/10/27/ok-im-ready-to-move/ no it’s too much Live Video streaming by Ustream squirmy puppy webcam! holy shit. http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/10/26/no-its-too-much/ change we can believe in. kelly: http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/404/255271742172e37d5224jf7.jpg kelly: does your presidential candidate do fist bumps? kelly: HUH kelly: no he does not. kelly: http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_stump/bump.jpg kelly: NOT WITH HIS WIFE kelly: NOT WITH CHILDREN kelly: NOT WITH AMERICA http://cesspool.glassmelter.com/2008/10/26/change-we-can-believe-in/