I am not interesting enough to have a blog.

Ugh.

trinket — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:58:25 +0000

I have to see these ads every day on the A train.

Thanks, Dentene. I didn’t already feel bummed out about still not having a boyfriend.

THE AMERICAN DREAM

trinket — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:38:48 +0000

Chicken fried chocolate covered bacon.

Recipe:

1 cup flour
2 eggs
1/3 cup milk
Powdered sugar
Chocolate Fudge sauce or syrup
4 slices bacon
Vegetable oil

Beat eggs and milk in a bowl. Cut bacon slices and half. Dip into egg and then into flour, making sure the slices are well coated. Fill frying pan with enough oil for slices to float and heat on low-medium heat. Fry bacon until crispy golden brown.

PROTIP: For thicker coating, take slices out halfway and redip in flour.

PROTIP: For crispier bacon, pre-fry in unoiled pan until cooked but still limp.

Remove bacon from oil and blot with paper towels. Sprinkle with powder sugar. Place on serving plate and drizzle with chocolate sauce. ENJOY!

I take eggs seriously.

trinket — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:52:05 +0000

I have some very strong opinions on the matter of omelets. The first being– an omelet is not a quesadilla with a fried egg for a tortilla. That bears repeating. AN OMELET IS NOT A FUCKING QUESADILLA WITH A FRIED EGG FOR A TORTILLA. What is wrong with you people? You think you can fry up a sheet of egg, slap some ingredients on top, and fold it over? That is cheating. If you have to rely on cheese to keep your ingredients from spilling out, you did it wrong.

This is my dinner omelet. Notice the ingredients are held together by EGG. This particularly good because I didn’t feel like eating any damned cheese tonight.

Oh, and if my omelet bleeds runny egg when I cut into it, I will stab whomever made it with my fork. That shit is nasty, yo.

ZOMG TEH INTERNET

trinket — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:49:49 +0000

Remember when the Internet was just starting to become mainstream?

Yeah, those were good times.

wut

trinket — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:57:18 +0000

My mom got Dillinger this hoodie. He enjoys it profusely.

Stay classy, Jersey City - part 2

trinket — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:19:07 +0000

sauce

I was a vegetarian for TEN YEARS.

trinket — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:29:56 +0000

After having fun Halloween festivities, my pals and I stopped by Crif Dogs for delicious carnivore treats. I had never been there, and wasn’t really sure why my friends were so excited. It soon became crystal clear:

That is SO a hot dog wrapped in bacon with cheese and a fried egg.

OK, I’m ready to move

trinket — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:09:44 +0000

Yeah, he climbed into that box on his own. He’s been sleeping in it all afternoon.

no it’s too much

trinket — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 00:26:59 +0000

Live Video streaming by Ustream

squirmy puppy webcam! holy shit.

change we can believe in.

trinket — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:25:53 +0000

kelly: http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/404/255271742172e37d5224jf7.jpg
kelly: does your presidential candidate do fist bumps?
kelly: HUH
kelly: no he does not.
kelly: http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_stump/bump.jpg
kelly: NOT WITH HIS WIFE
kelly: NOT WITH CHILDREN
kelly: NOT WITH AMERICA