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Dinner post.

September 2, 2008 at 1956 · Filed under asstarded, being single, food, other crafts

Normally, I don’t find dinnertime (especially my dinnertime) fascinating enough to blog about, but this dinner involved BACON.

First, I had to prepare the bacon. I arranged six 3/4-strips of uncooked bacon in a weave-like configuration. Why weave the bacon? Because I’m fancy like that, that’s why. Also, I read about it somewhere. Credit where credit’s due.

I then cooked the bacon in the oven according to the package direction. Usually us hacker types don’t follow directions, but when bacon is involved you can’t be too careful.

While the bacon was baking (AHAHhahahaha,) I prepared two eggs:

You may be asking yourself “how did she get those eggs so square?” I’ll tell you– four years of graph theory. That’s how, bitches.

Finally, the bacon was done. I toasted two slices of bread while I marveled at the bacony glory:

Assembly time. Behold! Dinner:

I’d like to let all you gentlemen out there know that, yes, I am single. Perplexing, isn’t it?

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mackinstyyyyyyle

August 9, 2008 at 1617 · Filed under other crafts

I took that piece of wood I got at Ikea for my birthday + stuff from home depot to make a table of sorts:

Originally it had four legs, but my floor is not level and I wanted the tabletop to be. So I mounted the mfer to the wall using door hinges and toggle bolts. This saved me the headache of figuring out what lengths the legs needed to be. I only had to adjust the left hand leg for length. My dogs’ crate fits nicely underneath.

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