Mysterious midnight visitor

November 14, 2009 at 1144 · Filed under condo, nyc, pets

I woke up at around 3:00 am to find this little dude rubbing his head on my hand. I guess he had gotten in through my slightly open window. I couldn’t tell if he was a stray, but he was so clean and affectionate that I think he may be someone’s pet. Sadly, he was gone when I woke in the morning, but if I run into him again I’ll have to see if he needs a home.

Oh, and I am posting this on my new Motorola Droid! It’s super sweet.

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Halloween

November 2, 2009 at 1400 · Filed under alcohol, being single, nyc, other crafts

Highlights of the evening:

• My friend fainting because her corset was on too tight
• A really attractive bartender, who was dressed up as a cowboy and who I thought was gay, would not stop staring at me the entire night. I thought maybe he suspected me of being underage or something, but he ended up introducing himself and telling me he thought I was adorable. It was a nice ego boost considering everything that’s been going on in my romantic life department lately. Update 110409: He called and asked me out for drinks this weekend, but a little investigative work by the friend who threw the party revealed he’s actually married. How sketchy.
• Being dragged to some freaky ass Russian rave, where all the music sounded like folk music being played by dudes on Ecstasy and a bunch of people dressed up as Super Mario characters were running around
• Walking 7 blocks so we could get hot dogs wrapped in bacon with guacamole at around 3 AM.

And here is my costume. I’ll leave it to the reader to interpret what it is. The night’s (wrong) guesses: scarecrow, doll from Coraline, Raggedy Ann, pincushion.

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Moon over Manhattan

February 9, 2009 at 2147 · Filed under cell phone pics, nyc

The moon was freakishly big looking tonight. I just wish I had a better camera with me.

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Ew

January 24, 2009 at 1400 · Filed under nyc, pets

I found this little bastard on his back, legs twitching, in my living room. Hopefully she* was either dying a slow death due to the roach poison I stashed in the kitchen, or one of my animals had mauled her disgusting ass.

I’ve seen larger roaches living in Manhattan, but something about this fucker especially skeeved me out.

*Gender determined with my extensive knowledge of insect junk

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Stay classy, Jersey City – part 2

November 4, 2008 at 1919 · Filed under asstarded, nyc

sauce

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