Stay classy, Jersey City - part 2

November 4, 2008 at 1919 · Filed under asstarded, nyc

sauce

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change we can believe in.

October 26, 2008 at 1625 · Filed under asstarded, politics

kelly: http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/404/255271742172e37d5224jf7.jpg
kelly: does your presidential candidate do fist bumps?
kelly: HUH
kelly: no he does not.
kelly: http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_stump/bump.jpg
kelly: NOT WITH HIS WIFE
kelly: NOT WITH CHILDREN
kelly: NOT WITH AMERICA

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WTF, Staples?!?

October 25, 2008 at 2112 · Filed under asstarded, condo

So despite my hoarding FreshDirect boxes for a year and a half, I was short for my upcoming move. I figured I’d go to Staples and pick up a box or six, since begging at the grocery store isn’t up my alley.

Anyway…

WTF, staples? Nearly NINE DOLLARS for three boxes? It’s CARDBOARD, for fuck’s sake!

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Dear maintenance dude,

October 20, 2008 at 1756 · Filed under asstarded

Maybe if you spent as much time on your handiwork as you did awkwardly hitting on me, this place wouldn’t look like such a shithole and I wouldn’t be so eager to move out.

No love,
me.

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ADAAAAAAAM

October 10, 2008 at 0937 · Filed under asstarded

BEST 10-MONTH LATE XMAS PRESENT EVER ADAMMMMM

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