About

26. Female. NYC metro area. Brown eyes, black hair. 5′3″, 115 lbs.

I have shitty taste in music and slightly less shitty taste in books. My vocal range is D2-E5. I have hypermobile joints. I drive a black Mini Cooper with custom plates. It has a manual transmission. I sleep excessively. I don’t like chocolate very much. My favorite fruit are peaches. My favorite color is gray. I have been single for 2 years due to the fact that I am extremely picky and shy.

I have a French bulldog, Dillinger, a Scottish terrier, Tesla, and a Persian, Wookiee. I watch a lot of movies. I am fairly good at math. I get offended when people assume I am a computer programmer. I get annoyed when people can’t remember major details about me, such as where I live. My hair is naturally curly, but I have had it permanently straightened.

I was raised in Hempstead, NY from birth until the age of 13. I moved to Windham, Maine and lived there until I graduated High School. I then moved to Manhattan so that I could attend Polytechnic University. I lived in Edison, NJ for 1 year, Eatontown, NJ for 2 years, and Sayreville, NJ for 1 year. The thing I dislike most about New Jersey is the fact that I can’t pump my own gas.

I don’t like looking at pictures of myself, as they look nothing like what I see in the mirror. I have no clue if I am attractive or not, and I generally don’t care. I don’t want unsolicited opinions on the matter, either. I don’t have the patience or resourcefulness to dress stylishly. I am most often seen in jeans and a t-shirt.

I am writing these paragraphs randomly and inserting line breaks whenever I feel like it. If this bothers you, I would recommend never reading William Burroughs.

I keep my nails short. I have keratosis pilaris, though nobody seems to notice this but me. I hate wearing lipstick. I do not put a lot of effort into my appearance. I am fairly independent. I’m unsure if I have ever been in love. I dislike people who walk slowly down the sidewalk. I want to punch people who walk triple file down the side walk in the back of the head. The same goes for people who stand on the left hand side of the escalator.

My pupils are abnormally large. This means that I am disqualified from ever having laser vision correction. Additionally, I cannot see very well in the dark. I am not very tidy. I might have attention deficit disorder. My speaking voice has been described as “hollow” sounding. I take prescription medication. I always tip at least 20%.

I am half Irish, half German, and the rest Chinese and English. I was raised Catholic but am now atheist/agnostic. I like Karaoke. My favorite sports team is the New Jersey Devils. My contacts prescription is -3.00 in each eye. I dislike perfume that smells like food. I want to go to Australia and hug koalas. I like to drink, but I get freaked out by the loss of coordination that comes from being drunk.

I can’t drink gin due to an incident with a super strong martini and a drug reaction. The concept of whiskey confuses me. The concept of wine used to confuse me, but now I am obsessed with trying new types. So far I really like Chianti and Cabernet Sauvignon Pinot Noir.

I revert to the age of three whenever I see a cute animal. I’m afraid of tornadoes and the ocean at night. I sleep better when there’s a fan on. I read an average of two books a month. I wish I read more. I have been called “acerbic.” I am almost completely unoffendable.

I do embarrassing little dances in supermarkets. I sometimes randomly moonwalk around work. I have a bad habit of calling people “dude.” I work in information security but find the pretentious, holier-than-thou attitude of many people in research areas of this field nauseating. I enjoy naps, especially when there’s a boyfriend involved.

I have an absolutely terrible memory. I feel better when I am in very well-lit rooms. I can turn my legs around 180 degrees so that my toes are pointing behind me. I feel extremely awkward around children.

I’ll be adding more random things here as I think of them.