Dream 1
I am in the forest outside my parents’ house in Maine; it is dark and I am with some strange man wearing a flannel cap. We are trying to find flying squirrels. We hear a strange chirping sound and he shines his flashlight into the treetops, but there are only branches and darkness.

Dream 2
My friends and I are barhopping in Manhattan; I feel awkward and out of place since most of them are married. My friend needs to get a bottle of aspirin for her headache. I direct her to the Duane Reade across the street and wait outside while my other friends proceed to the next bar. Her husband returns, and we head to the bar, but it starts pouring rain. My friends duck into a pizza shop while I’m stuck out in the street. Once the rain stops, I stomp down to find a place where I can buy dry clothes while my friends eat pizza. A man stops me and exclaims, “what happened to you?!”

My friends get a text from my friend who is at a wine tasting at the Greene Grape downtown. We pile into an SUV and try to figure out how to get down there.

Dream 3
I am hanging out with Paul McCartney and John Lennon. We are doing a photoshoot for the promo material of their latest tour. Apparently, I am their fill-in drummer. They are asked to do a pair of topless shots each; this proves troublesome for me, since I am female.

On stage, I realize I can’t actually drum. This is resolved when the crowd begins chanting for KISS instead. We resolve this by donning their makeup (I am Peter Criss. Bummer.) and stage diving.

Dream 4
I am in the movie The Little Mermaid, only in this version, Ariel has already gotten her legs by visiting with the humans. She is swimming off the pier while I attempt to liberate several shrimp diiners. I then try to save a lobster, but he grabs onto my sleeve as I toss him, causing his shell to crack open on the ground.

Ariel is given a fish-tail skirt to conceal her legs from her father, but she loses it. Since I am human, I can’t visit her father herself to give an excuse for her tardiness. I attempt to feed a lie to her ditzy fish friend, but she cannot keep the story straight. Luckily, I see my brother and his friends swimming by (he is a black lobster,) and we proceed to the royal palace in order to explain why Ariel cannot dine with him that night.

WTF?