Archive for September, 2009
Everybody loves “The Goonies” (except me.)
I caught The Goonies when it was on TV about a week ago. I had seen it as a kid, so the experience should have a veritable nostalgia-fest. Instead, I realized that this movie is essentially just an hour and a half of kids yelling at each other (or yelling in general.) You could make a drinking game of how often those little shits started yelling either out of surprise, to warn each other of impending danger, as a declaration of victory, or because they all needed to WORK TOGETHER. After watching this movie I immediately punched myself in the uterus repeatedly in the hopes of disabling myself from ever having children, out of the fear that they would turn out even half as obnoxious as the characters in The Goonies.
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