There is something disturbing going on in the world of horses.
When I saw this picture of a mini horse, I figured it was an isolated incident.
But further searching revealed this problem is worse than I could have ever imagined.
RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE EMO HORSES ARE A THREAT TO US ALL.
The moon was freakishly big looking tonight. I just wish I had a better camera with me.
A sampling from here:
Arms crossed: Defensive and cautious. OR COLD
Resting chin on palm: Critical, cynical and negative towards the other person. OR TIRED
Dropping eyeglasses onto the lower bridge of the nose and peering over them: Causes negative reactions in others. OR FARSIGHTED
Slowly and deliberately taking off glasses and carefully cleaning the lens: The person wants to pause and think before raising opposition or asking for clarification. OR DIRTY GLASSES
Pinching bridge of the nose: Communicates great thought and concern. OR ABOUT TO SNEEZE
Nose-rubbing or nose-touching: A sign of doubt, it often reveals a negative reaction. OR ITCHY NOSE
Rubbing around ears: Performed while weighing an answer, commonly coupled with ‘well, I don’t know’. OR ITCHY EARS
Resting feet on a desk or chair: Gestures of territorial hegemony. OR TIRED
Swaying back: Weak ego. OR DRUNK
Retracted shoulders: Suppressed anger. OR SCOLIOSIS
Direct Eye Contact: Interested, likes you OR VULCAN MIND MELD
Smiling Eyes: Is comfortable OR TYRA BANKS
Relaxed Brow: Comfortable OR STONED
Limited or No Eye Contact : Lying, uninterested, too confined, uncomfortable, distracted OR ASPERGERS
Tension in Brow : Confusion, tension, fear OR FACELIFT
Shoulders hunched forward : Lacking interest or feeling inferior OR DRUNK
Rigid Body Posture : Anxious, uptight OR BACK PAIN
Tapping Fingers : Agitated, anxious, bored OR SONG STUCK IN HEAD
Fidgeting with hands or objects (i.e., pen) : Bored or has something to say OR ADHD
Leaning forward : Interested OR CAN’T HEAR YOU
Fingers Interlocked placed behind the head leaving elbows open and armpits exposed : Very open to ideas, comfortable OR SWEATY PITS
Mirroring you : Likes you and wants to be friendly OR BEING AN ASS
Still : More interested in what you are saying than anything OR DEAD
Eyes open slightly more than usual: Gives people the impression that they are welcome. OR ON METHAMPHETAMINE BINGE
Breath faster: Nervous or angry OR HAVING ORGASM
Inhaling loudly and shortly: Wants to interrupt a speaking person OR RAN UP STAIRS
Loud sigh: Understand the thing that is being told. OR EMO
A big smile that goes on longer and disappears slower.: Unreal or fake smile OR THE JOKER
Rapidly nodding your head : Shows impatient and eager to add something to the conversation OR HAVING SEIZURE
Dangling the loose shoe from the toes : Signals physical attraction OR SWEATY FEET
Rubbing your collar: Nerves OR WOOL SWEATER
Adjusting your tie: Insecurity OR TIE TOO TIGHT
Clasping the hands : indicates defense. OR HAS SHAKY HANDS
Firm Handshake: The strong, firm handshake usually is given by a person who is sure and confident of themselves. OR PROFESSIONAL THUMB-WRESTLER
Weak hand shake: People who give these types of handshakes are either nervous, shy, insecure, or afraid of interaction with other people. OR HYPERHYDROSIS
Cleared your throat: Nervousness. OR MUCUS
Bitten your fingernails: Nervousness. OR HANGNAIL
Wring your hands: Nervousness. OR ARTHRITIS
Paced the floor: Nervousness. OR HAS TO PEE
A person is bouncing their legs and their arms are crossed over or their torso is slumped: Closed off OR TOO MUCH RED BULL
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