Ummm
I guess this is the first time I’ve had a Bartlett pear, so can someone confirm to me that they’re supposed to look like a fat dude’s rashy ass cheek?
Archive for January, 2009
Ew
I found this little bastard on his back, legs twitching, in my living room. Hopefully she* was either dying a slow death due to the roach poison I stashed in the kitchen, or one of my animals had mauled her disgusting ass.
I’ve seen larger roaches living in Manhattan, but something about this fucker especially skeeved me out.
*Gender determined with my extensive knowledge of insect junk
This is amazing
I want to hang with the parents who give their baby a plush uterus with which to play.
Little orange
Pattern:
Body:
Rd 1: 5 sc in magic ring (5)
Rd 2: 2 sc in each st(10)
Rd 3: * Sc in next st, 2 sc in next st, repeat * (15)
Rd 4: * Sc in next 2 sts, 2 sc in next st, repeat* (20)
Rd 5: * Sc in next 3 sts, 2 sc in next st, repeat* (25)
Rd 6: * Sc in next 4 sts, 2 sc in next st, repeat * (30)
Rd 7-9: Sc in each st around (30)
Rd 10: * Sc in next 4 sts, dec, repeat* (25)
Rd 11: * Sc in next 3 sts, dec, repeat*(20)
Rd 12: * Sc in next 2 sts, dec, repeat* (15)
Rd 13: * Sc in next st, dec repeat* (10)
Rd 14: *dec, repeat* (5)
Leave a long tail to close it up.
Twig: ch 6, sc in each st
Leaf: ch 8, sc in each st around the first row, repeat 2x (so you are turning it around in a circle rather than going back and forth)
From here you can sew on some eyes and a mouth and attach the twig and leaf to the top of the body. Stuff with fiberfill or beans and then tie off the bottom. Enjoy!
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