I have never been much of a cook, but I made this tonight and it turned out absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. I used a mix of salmon, sea bass, and swordfish and added potatoes and celery. Shellfish freak me out, so I used vegetable broth instead of clam juice.
This is without a doubt the coolest thing I have ever seen for sale on the Internet.
I have been told I look like Wednesday Addams since the movie came out in 1991. Not only is it disturbing that I am still being compared to an 11 year old Christina Ricci, it’s also rather insulting, considering that I am TWENTY SIX YEARS OLD.
However, for the sake of knowledge I will provide a comparison so that you can make your own determination:
I’ve always been the reserved type– the girl who sits to the side quietly observing the party around her. In college, this made me mysterious. Now it just makes me boring.
I decided sometime around the presidential elections that I’d finish writing the book of poetry that I had been toying with putting together for a few years. My poetry is horrible, but it will hopefully sate that impractical need of mine to say exactly what I am feeling in as obfuscated a manner as possible.
I disabled my OKCupid account, as I have neither the drive nor desire to scour profiles looking for that unlikely guy who seems remotely interesting enough to message. Every guy I’ve been excited about invariably is disinterested in me, anyway. Since the handful of dates (all 8 of them!) I’ve gone on in the past two years of my being single have all originated through some form of online bullshit, this pretty much clinches the fact that I’m permanently single.
I own a condo now. I don’t know if I mentioned this before, but it bears repeating. This satisfies my long term goal of owning property before I turn 30. Unfortunately, my only other long term goal was to fall in love, so I’m going to need to find a new one. I wonder if there are any world records involving bacon I can break.
I am a 28 year old from NYC who does a lot of nerdy, silly things. You can call me 'aloria.' I am most easily contacted on twitter.
My other stuff: ottershop, tumblr, and the xkcdsucks twitter
