I have never been much of a cook, but I made this tonight and it turned out absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. I used a mix of salmon, sea bass, and swordfish and added potatoes and celery. Shellfish freak me out, so I used vegetable broth instead of clam juice.
This is without a doubt the coolest thing I have ever seen for sale on the Internet.
I have been told I look like Wednesday Addams since the movie came out in 1991. Not only is it disturbing that I am still being compared to an 11 year old Christina Ricci, it’s also rather insulting, considering that I am TWENTY SIX YEARS OLD.
However, for the sake of knowledge I will provide a comparison so that you can make your own determination:
a postulate smashed
models and simulations corrupted
fraying at the edges, stripped from where I attempted to attribute inability for malice
you corrupt yourself further from perfection to putridity
outliers upon outliers pockmark the data
unrecognizable from original forecasts
you dot the median
a disproof of hope.
