I take eggs seriously.

November 12, 2008 at 1952 · Filed under asstarded, being single, food

I have some very strong opinions on the matter of omelets. The first being– an omelet is not a quesadilla with a fried egg for a tortilla. That bears repeating. AN OMELET IS NOT A FUCKING QUESADILLA WITH A FRIED EGG FOR A TORTILLA. What is wrong with you people? You think you can fry up a sheet of egg, slap some ingredients on top, and fold it over? That is cheating. If you have to rely on cheese to keep your ingredients from spilling out, you did it wrong.

This is my dinner omelet. Notice the ingredients are held together by EGG. This particularly good because I didn’t feel like eating any damned cheese tonight.

Oh, and if my omelet bleeds runny egg when I cut into it, I will stab whomever made it with my fork. That shit is nasty, yo.

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ZOMG TEH INTERNET

November 11, 2008 at 1349 · Filed under asstarded

Remember when the Internet was just starting to become mainstream?

Yeah, those were good times.

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wut

November 8, 2008 at 1457 · Filed under pets

My mom got Dillinger this hoodie. He enjoys it profusely.

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Stay classy, Jersey City – part 2

November 4, 2008 at 1919 · Filed under asstarded, nyc

sauce

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I was a vegetarian for TEN YEARS.

November 1, 2008 at 2129 · Filed under cell phone pics, food, nyc

After having fun Halloween festivities, my pals and I stopped by Crif Dogs for delicious carnivore treats. I had never been there, and wasn’t really sure why my friends were so excited. It soon became crystal clear:

That is SO a hot dog wrapped in bacon with cheese and a fried egg.

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