Archive for August, 2008

wtf ever

Their album reminds me of artwork I did for a band I sang for in college:

Only on the left side. That’s the Crip side.

Whenever I wake up at a weird hour, I always have a (fairly awful) song stuck in my head. In this morning’s instance, it was “Doin’ It” by L.L. Cool J.

Birthday Extravaganzaaaa

I am 26 today. Allow me to chronicle all the ways in which my birthday was celebrated.

My coworkers surprised me with a huge thing of flowers. I don’t think anyone has gotten me flowers since high school, which goes to show how sad my romantic life has been. But thanks, coworker people! They’re very pretty.

My parents got me a pod coffee maker and a year’s supply of coffee pods to keep me neurotic and caffeinated, the way everyone likes me to be:

For my birthday presents to myself I got a bunch of bottles of perfume:

And a giant slab of wood (I plan on making a table out of it. Fuck you, this is what happens when you are raised on New Yankee Workshop:)

I also made myself a gianourmous steak, which will be washed down with:

Followed by the strawberry shortcake birthday cake my favorite WWII lovechild got me.

Thermal reconditioning: before and after

I got this process done last month. My appointment was at 2:30 and I got out of the salon at 6:00.

God bless Japan and the crazy things they do with ammonium thioglycolate.

Awww fuck yeah

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