1. There are these girls who post on livejournal and myspace! And they like leave an exclamation point after every single fucking sentence! No matter what they’re talking about! Are they on a meth binge! Why are they so excited! I don’t know! haha!

2. The words “hubby” and “delish.” Unless you are five years old or Rachel Ray, DON’T.

3. The fact that I need three items to have a list. I really just wanted to bitch about those two things above.